Brian Myers did it! Finally won the Singles Championship at Impact at Against all enemies. Matt Cardona will be proud of his friend. Not only because of Myers’ success but also to win Cardona’s pride and happiness. Myers is the new Internet Impact Champion. Woo, woo, woo. You know her!
Myers challenged Rich Swan to the Impact Digital Media Championship in a Dot Combat match in FREE PREVIEW for Against all enemies. The rules of combat dictate the lack of DQ weapons with weapons such as keyboards, computer cords, tripods, power strips, and a mouse.
Swann found his groove in peppery punches and kicks.
Swann put a pile of loot in the corner, but turned around to DDT from Myers. The lead player has sized up a large cast of characters, however, and Swann hit back at Death Valley’s driver on tech gadgets for pain. Myers showed fighting spirit to throw it out on the cover.
Myers jammed with a spear and then smashed Swan’s head first into the screen.
That wasn’t enough to keep Swann away. Swan returned with a hand-cutter on the entrance ramp. Swann was aiming for a breakthrough by running down the slope to jump ropes for a flying attack. Myers put the kibosh on those plans by hitting Swann in the head with a keyboard in the air. Myers blast Swann with Roster Cut to win and become the new worldwide internet champion.
Watch the full match on Against all enemies before the show.
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